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		<title>The Gingerbread Crackhouse and other Christmas Traditions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[*Author&#8217;s Note: Yes, I realize it&#8217;s April. Shut up.* I feel bad for my kids. I do. Every year I try to create a festive, stress-free holiday infused with the true spirit of Christmas and timeless family traditions. What actually happens is this: Someone (hint: not me) got the idea that it would be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>***World Exclusive &#8211; My Interview With Johnny Depp***</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s just jump right in, shall we? I&#8217;m the one in italics. Johnny, thanks so much for sitting down with us. JD (doing his little smirky face): There&#8217;s only one of you. I&#8217;m using the journalistic &#8220;us&#8221;, Johnny. JD: Can I smoke in here? Ha! I smoke constantly in my blog. I&#8217;d be offended if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reasons why I shouldn&#8217;t be allowed in public, part one of a gabillion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Shopping with Mom at The Target the other day and we got separated. So I&#8217;m wandering about looking for her and a helpful The Target helper gets up in my face to ask if I need help with anything. To which I say without thinking: &#8220;Yes. I can&#8217;t find my Mommy.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Did you ever have one of those moments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[where your kid won&#8217;t go down for a nap so you totally ignore him until he passes out on the floor of his room with a pile of Matchbox cars on his chest and then you can&#8217;t decide if you should pick him up and put him in bed because what if you wake him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There are many reasons why I will never be able to run for office</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of which include: That time in that bar where I did that thing. (x infinity) I know someone has video. All of the evilly e-mails I have sent to elected officials. My YouTube account. My husband. The fact that I have a wonky eye. People don&#8217;t trust a wonky eye, and who can blame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So this is how political debates usually go down in our house</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TMIM: You know, when the President gives those, you know, yearly updates. Me: You mean the State of the Union Address? TMIM: Yea, that&#8217;s it! Me: I&#8217;m going back on the Internet.]]></description>
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		<title>Annoying</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every time I go to an event the photogs are all up in my grill. With good reason&#8230;I am a classic 1940&#8242;s beauty. But they never publish my pics!!! Which is understandable, because I look like ass in pictures. Do your job, people. Make me look good. Ya fuckers.]]></description>
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		<title>See, what had happened was&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We already did the lazy river ride three times but it was me and Jack and TMIM, so I thought it was cool to just have me and Jack go. But, the thing is Jack has this issue with not feeling the ground under his feet, I have no idea what his problem is. So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I probably shouldn&#8217;t share this but</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about dreams again, okay? I cannot help it, I has them. So in this one, I was literally in a kung fu fight with President Obama (pbuh). And he was kicking my ass! He really wanted to fight! So we fought for like forever&#8230; And then we had sex. And he was AWESOME. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things Never to Say in an Emergency Room</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s not my fault you have small tits.&#8221; This is especially important if the person you are talking to is about to give you a shot.]]></description>
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